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My Colleague Is So CUTE!

  • Author: Ylva Ng
  • Filed under: Humour
  • Date: Mar 7,2010

My colleague is so cute! And on a side note.. LAVE is coming to StarHub!

We have been friends since 13 years old, neighbours, classmates and now even colleagues! Hope that our friendship is stronger as compared to XYZ.

I am going to study for my exam already!


He Spend Money To Make Out With Girls To Get Them Pull Out His Hair?

  • Author: Ylva Ng
  • Filed under: Humour
  • Date: Jan 24,2010

One very random email in office. This happens when I accidentally sent a tracking email to the whole sales team.

From: LCMH
Sent: Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:32 PM
To: Ylva Ng

Please do not loop the whole team.


From: Ylva Ng 
Sent: Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:33 PM
To: HSK; R. A. R.; LCMH 

No one asking his comments lo


From: LCMH
Sent: Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:34 PM
To: Ylva Ng; HSK;  R. A. R.

No one say u gu yi lor… dun act cute..


From: Ylva Ng
Sent: Saturday, January 23, 2010 12:36 PM
To: LCMH; HSK; R. A. R. 

I don’t need to act

I am always cute~ Hahahahha! Read the rest of this entry »


How to change a flower into a tortoise?

  • Author: Ylva Ng
  • Filed under: Humour
  • Date: Jan 8,2010

Conversation

Me: The balloon looks like tortoise

Operation Manager: Where got?! Come (grab a passerby and passerby told him it is a flower). See, it is flower

Ylva: No, tortoise. I will draw for you to see later

*draw hard on paint*

Ylva: See!! Read the rest of this entry »


Sexy Butt in MRT

  • Author: Ylva Ng
  • Filed under: Humour
  • Date: Jan 7,2010

Oh God. I wonder how tired this guy is. He did not faint as he was lying flat from Sembawang to Yio Chu Kang before he tossed and lie on this pose.

It is peak hour and he is sleeping in this way ,making all the ladies who wore skirt stood far away.

Please be considerate


He told me that he has AIDS

  • Author: Ylva Ng
  • Filed under: Humour
  • Date: Dec 19,2009

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.

Doctor, I’m so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I feel that he’s gone too far, and he deserves it.”

Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Read the rest of this entry »